Catlover Gifts

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Romance

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Cat Nip.

'Do you have any catsup?'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A heart shaped cake

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Cat Tie

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat in a flap

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.