Cat Fellow Gifts

'On a scale of '1 to 10', it shouldn't rate more than an '0'!'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Do you have any catsup?'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Cat Nip.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Cat Tie

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat in a flap

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Cat and mouse

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cat statues on entrance gate

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.