Cat Ally Gifts

"Well, now I know why you see more of these cute little reindeer antlers on dogs than cats!"

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Labrador for sale

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'My opponent hates cats.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

'Be careful, Doctor Trefz, she doesn't like men!'

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

Pandora's other box

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

Save animals

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'