Cat Ally Mugs

"Well, now I know why you see more of these cute little reindeer antlers on dogs than cats!"

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Labrador for sale

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'My opponent hates cats.'

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

Save animals

'Jeckers, when I was a student we commonly at poultry...

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

Pandora's other box

'Be careful, Doctor Trefz, she doesn't like men!'

"We're not getting a dog because I don't invest in non-profit ventures."

Cat steals food from owner who is distracted by feeding the dog.

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...

"I hope you don't mind, I can't sleep without them."

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

'I've had four litters and I don't get as much as a head butt on Mothers Day.'