Animal Ally Admirer Gifts

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Happy Hour

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Too much concealer?"

TSA Noah

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I hate it when we fight."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.