Feline Fellow Gifts

"Exhaustive research has determined that cats don't like baby talk."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I hate it when we fight."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Shelter Cat Nap

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

Love.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"Did you have a cat?"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas