Feline Fellow Gifts

"Exhaustive research has determined that cats don't like baby talk."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I hate it when we fight."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Love.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Mog The Week

"So is it a deal? You take naps for me and I'll chase mice for you!"

"Did you have a cat?"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"