Feline Follower Gifts

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Nonsense, Melvin Black cats do not bring bad luck,,,'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Invisible clothes

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'I'm making you our receiving manager. Now, go fetch!'

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."