Validation Craver T-Shirts

Woman standing behind boss with sign saying 'Applause'.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"How can I feel validated without my own security detail?"

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

Speleologist

'Don't you dare!'

"Relax, relax. There's plenty more where that came from."

'Yo yo brother, I gotta bounce.'

"Coming next to the stage, another fragile soul desperate for attention."

"I am a failure...nobody comments on my blog."

"Sometimes I find myself going to a notary public just for the acknowledgement."

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"

'Stop your howling and whining up here - you're spoiling this vacation for everyone!'

"I'd give up all that social media in exchange for continuous applause."