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"Oh come on Jeff, just concede the point."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

Music Freak.

Rock & Roll

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Arcade Game Baseball.

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'I miss the noise, the pollution and all the other stuff that we came here to get away from.'

Contest to enter the University

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"I have a really bad habit of beating myself up...and my addition to sweets is not helping matters."

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

I have obscured the view at Greenwich, the Tower, Westminster and St. Pauls.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Woman standing behind boss with sign saying 'Applause'.

"People...People who need people...."

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

'Don't you dare!'

A Cow Reversing

Just then, Colin went off-line. . .