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"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Duck Hunt

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Bear Hugging Season Open

'So who needs sonar?!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

When clowns are hunting.