Recognition Hunters T-Shirts

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Win - win

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Fishing Boat Derby

First Prize!

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

YOU ARE HERE

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

You could have saved yourself a lot of time my reading my syndicated advice column.

"Wow! You got a promotion? That's so inspirational! What's your secret, Baldo?"

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

'A couple of years ago, nobody knew anything. Now, everybody wants to know everything.'

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

Claw Machine Head

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

Will work for recognition.

U S football.

'We'll parachute in and surprise them with their sales award.'