Quirky Recognition Hunter T-Shirts

'How's it feel to be named one of this year's '25 Most Intriguing Dead People'?'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Well, where's the last place you had it?

Strange Crowds in Bath

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Chameleon.

Symbiotic Connections

Will work for recognition.

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

"This job involves travel? Let me call my parole officer and OK it with him."

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

Street Sales

'I just want a little recognition, nothing much, maybe a Lifetime Achievement Award.'

'What I'm really looking for is a kamikaze volunteer.'

A sign you're not applying at a fortune 500 company...

Annual Awards Ceremony: "This is my favourite time of year, when we celebrate our achievements!"

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

"One question: Do the windows open?"

'Will work for vague, non-committal grunts of approval.'

'Why...Why not me? What did I do wrong, I work hard...why don't they like me?'

Scavenenger's hunt.

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

"[...] That one looks like a grade four glioblastoma multiforme!" "Brain surgeons looking at clouds"

"I've noticed there's no tree in the cafe. No decorations....nothing."

Bird on icy lake in shopping trolley.

"Here it comes...my hard work is paying off...give it to me, baby!"

Turtle checking out another shell.