Quirky Recognition Hunter Pillows

'How's it feel to be named one of this year's '25 Most Intriguing Dead People'?'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

Strange Crowds in Bath

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#1Post modernism "so 90's"

Chameleon.

Will work for recognition.

Symbiotic Connections

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

Street Sales

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

'I just want a little recognition, nothing much, maybe a Lifetime Achievement Award.'

'What I'm really looking for is a kamikaze volunteer.'

A sign you're not applying at a fortune 500 company...

Annual Awards Ceremony: "This is my favourite time of year, when we celebrate our achievements!"

"One question: Do the windows open?"

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

Scavenenger's hunt.

'Will work for vague, non-committal grunts of approval.'

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

'Why...Why not me? What did I do wrong, I work hard...why don't they like me?'

"[...] That one looks like a grade four glioblastoma multiforme!" "Brain surgeons looking at clouds"

"I've noticed there's no tree in the cafe. No decorations....nothing."

"Here it comes...my hard work is paying off...give it to me, baby!"

Turtle checking out another shell.

I started biting my lip...and look where that got me!