Recognition Chaser Pillows

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"Here it comes...my hard work is paying off...give it to me, baby!"

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

WiFi Signals

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

Discomfort zone.

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Get a life

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

"I'm over here, dummy!"

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Elf of the Month

Born to be Wild

The Reader

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

Will work for recognition.

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"My late husband willed his brain to science. Trouble is science is contesting the will."

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

Book intoxication

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

'I just want a little recognition, nothing much, maybe a Lifetime Achievement Award.'

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

Fisherman.

"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"

Reality, and lots of it!

Motorbiker.