Recognition Chaser Pillows

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"Here it comes...my hard work is paying off...give it to me, baby!"

WiFi Signals

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"It's incredible, Watson. I... I feel like a god."

Discomfort zone.

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Get a life

"I'm over here, dummy!"

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

'No bonus this year, Felton, but I've nominated you for a Grammy.'

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Elf of the Month

The Reader

Born to be Wild

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

Will work for recognition.

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"I always choose immediate gratification over vague rewards at some unspecified time in the future."

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

"My late husband willed his brain to science. Trouble is science is contesting the will."

Book intoxication

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

'I just want a little recognition, nothing much, maybe a Lifetime Achievement Award.'

Fisherman.

Rod Stewart

"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"

Reality, and lots of it!