Signal Chaser Pillows

WiFi Signals

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Surfing koala.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

The New Normal

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

'I've got a board meeting!'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

A tessellation of running figures.

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Athlete being chased by a dog.

Man on motorbike.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"