Cell Signal Seeker Pillows

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"Oh, that? Don't love it but we get great cell reception."

'Hi! I'm on the cactus!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

WiFi Signals

Exit only.

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'My kids don't understand me.'

Control in the workplace.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'How to speak Woman.'

Customers Wanted

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.