Signal Strength Seeker Pillows

"Maybe we should've kept the landline, Dad!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Ancient Racing

Muscles

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

WiFi Signals

Bob's Driving School.

Exit only.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Exercise Bars

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Bring me some more power.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Computer Controlled Car

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack