Satellite Signal Seeker Pillows

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

WiFi Signals

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Exit only.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Moon: Made in China

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Control in the workplace.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Customers Wanted

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

"I love their use of space"

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

The Paranormal Society...

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

"Maybe we should've kept the landline, Dad!"

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'