Independence Chaser Pillows

'I want to go to a place where there's no parents!'

Dressed for Success!

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Breakthrough

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Strive to win!

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

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"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Happy Champion

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

'We're in a hurry.'

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Arch of Triumph Save

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

Eureka!