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'I just want a little recognition, nothing much, maybe a Lifetime Achievement Award.'

Will work for recognition.

Annual Awards Ceremony: "This is my favourite time of year, when we celebrate our achievements!"

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

A military man dreams of medals dropping like bombs.

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"He's concerned that he remains unsung."

'Why...Why not me? What did I do wrong, I work hard...why don't they like me?'

'Will work for vague, non-committal grunts of approval.'

Is it greatness, if it's flung at you!

"You can show in the awards panel - I'm ready to be lionised."

Butterfly Woman

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

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"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

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'My market doesn't understand me.'

Cyber Dream

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"No internet connection"

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Wolf Watching the Sunset

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

'Sir Percy is here for his Purple Heart, Sire.'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'