Appreciation Seeker T-Shirts

'I've been very good this year. All I ask for is a little acknowledgement.'

Butterfly Woman

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Love Birds love dancing together

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'Sir Percy is here for his Purple Heart, Sire.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

Thanks for the memories!

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"Never mind the carrot, where's my f*****g medal?"

'Ooh, let me see... I'm hungry for affection?'

"I had an amazing hug dream."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

"I need a hug."

Will work for recognition.

"On the plus side, concussions are way down."

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Corporate Entertainment Area

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'I just want a little recognition, nothing much, maybe a Lifetime Achievement Award.'

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"