Appreciation Seeker Gifts

'I've been very good this year. All I ask for is a little acknowledgement.'

Butterfly Woman

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Love Birds love dancing together

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

"Admit it Johnson, isn't a pat on the back more intrinsically rewarding than a salary rise?"

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

Sue Perkins

'Sir Percy is here for his Purple Heart, Sire.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

"Never mind the carrot, where's my f*****g medal?"

Thanks for the memories!

'Ooh, let me see... I'm hungry for affection?'

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"I had an amazing hug dream."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"I need a hug."

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

Will work for recognition.

Corporate Entertainment Area

"On the plus side, concussions are way down."

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'

'I just want a little recognition, nothing much, maybe a Lifetime Achievement Award.'