Attention-seeker Appreciator Gifts

"She just never seems to get enough attention."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Mr Metrosexual.

Caterpillar Portrait

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Teddy Time Bears

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"Things are looking up!"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Imagine

Cow Kong

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

Media Whore Raceway.

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....