Attention-seeker Appreciator T-Shirts

"She just never seems to get enough attention."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Mr Metrosexual.

Caterpillar Portrait

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"Things are looking up!"

Teddy Time Bears

Cow Kong

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

Media Whore Raceway.

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Elephant Magic Carpet

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."