Validation Chaser T-Shirts

The steroid era vs the social media era

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Strive to win!

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Happy Champion

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Corporate Success

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

'We're in a hurry.'

Chasing Covid Variants

Discomfort zone.

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

"How can I feel validated without my own security detail?"

Elf of the Month

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"