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Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

Just then, Colin went off-line. . .

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

WiFi Signals

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Rock & Roll

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Music Freak.

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

'I miss the noise, the pollution and all the other stuff that we came here to get away from.'

'Internet access... internet access....'

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Rustic Campgrounds.

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Unplugged.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

Broadband is Near