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"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

'I'm not jumping ... this is the only WiFi hotspot in the building.'

'This will be a working lunch. We'll need a wi-fi accessible table.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

The wifi is not working

WiFi Signals

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Cellphone Islands

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

HUAWEI 5G

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

'Internet access... internet access....'

Rustic Campgrounds.

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

Box of Tissues

'The Girl Who Can't Say No Meets The Boy Who Won't Grow Up'

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

Unplugged.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

Broadband is Near

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"