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"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

'I'm not jumping ... this is the only WiFi hotspot in the building.'

'This will be a working lunch. We'll need a wi-fi accessible table.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

The Bluetooth Fairy. I can't make you a real boy, but I can grant you great wireless access!

Water. Free wireless access. Water. Free wireless access.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

The wifi is not working

WiFi Signals

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Cellphone Islands

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

HUAWEI 5G

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

'Internet access... internet access....'

Rustic Campgrounds.

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

'The Girl Who Can't Say No Meets The Boy Who Won't Grow Up'

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here