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Rustic Campgrounds.

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Cellphone Islands

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'Internet access... internet access....'

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

Unplugged.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

Symbiotic Connections

"Two bars—how about you?"

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."