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Rustic Campgrounds.

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Cellphone Islands

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'Internet access... internet access....'

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Unplugged.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

Symbiotic Connections

"Two bars—how about you?"

Connecting

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

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