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Cyber sex

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

COMPUTER PLAY-DATING SERVICE

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

WiFi Signals

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Desert wifi

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

Rustic Campgrounds.

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Unplugged.

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

"I'm not sure the extent of it really comes across in a Zoom consultation, doctor."

Symbiotic Connections

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

Online Dating

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

Water. Free wireless access. Water. Free wireless access.

Rats drawn to Facebook instead of Pied Piper.

Connecting

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

'Hey, wait a second! Aren't we friends on Facebook?! You're Ralph's cousin,right? Yeah, we just friended each other last month.'

After 15 years Mike was released