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'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

WiFi Signals

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

Online Dating for Dummies

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

"For once I'd like to go on a date where she made eye contact instead of iPhone contact."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Rustic Campgrounds.

Sure you can twitter, but can you chirp, warble and trill?

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

Unplugged.

Computer dating.

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

Water. Free wireless access. Water. Free wireless access.

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

Online Dating

Connecting

After 15 years Mike was released

Online Couples Therapy

"Links"

A cold day in Hell.

"No, actually this is the first time I've used Dreamdate.com. How about you?"

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

New Years Resolutions 2021.

'Wow - you're even prettier than your picture on 'Date'Em.com!''

'I'm not jumping ... this is the only WiFi hotspot in the building.'