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Broadband is Near

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Accessing the Internet.

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

One of the problems with convincing lawmakers of the need for rural broadband access...

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

WiFi Signals

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Creativity 2.0

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

HUAWEI 5G

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Louis Pasteur Caricature

Knights of the iPhone

"Of course I try to communicate with him - I update my blog almost daily."

'Internet access... internet access....'

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

'We lost funding.'

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.