Connectivity Crusader Mugs

Broadband is Near

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Accessing the Internet.

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

One of the problems with convincing lawmakers of the need for rural broadband access...

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

WiFi Signals

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

HUAWEI 5G

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Knights of the iPhone

Louis Pasteur Caricature

'Internet access... internet access....'

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

'We lost funding.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."