Canvassing Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Well, and this is Hackstrom. He is the head of the canvassing department.'

(Camel paintings)

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's an abstract artist."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"She's a natural!"

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Vincent Van Goat.

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Art Plagiarism

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"It was a botched surgery."

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"I love it!"