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'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Well, this initial test suggests that the authenticity of your Rembrandt may be questionable."

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

Painting portrait of obese man.

Artist

"The reason he is a very creative zombie is beacuse he only eats the brains' right hemisphere."

Paul Cezanne

Art imitates life...

Glut of artists.

Self-Portrait

Artists Christmas Party

Artist painting a dancer.

"This would look great on out wall. . . when it's finished!"

"That's the great thing about art, even a second-rate forgery like this can brighten up a room."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"But is it..?"

"I paint what I see."

"You commissioned it. Just tell me when to stop."

"You've captured his intellectual prowess, overbearing demeanor and aura of invincibility, but unfortunately it looks nothing like him."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"The art lady came in and told me all people want is derivative crap."

Paintings, paintings critiqued.

'It's fresh, it's new, it's NOW!'

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

Vincent Van Goat.

Giraffe painter.

Artist Paints Sale

Art Exposition & Sale. All Works Are To Be Hand Delivered and Uncreated.

'Face it, Francois -- you're in a rut.'

"Could you keep still?"

A gentleman inspecting a painting.

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."