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David Hockney

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

(Camel paintings)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

Vincent Van Goat.

Art Plagiarism

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

School of Arts and Sciences.

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

How Art Works.

International House of Paperwork

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"This one will go with everything,

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

Cow InOut Trays.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

The painting Painter

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'