Canvas Aficionado Gifts

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

(Camel paintings)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Vincent Van Goat.

Art Plagiarism

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"It's called 'Sold'."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

How Art Works.

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

School of Arts and Sciences.

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

International House of Paperwork

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

"This one will go with everything,

Artist painting a dancer.

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"But is it..?"

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'