Urban Canvas Lover Gifts

Secret gang graffiti.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

(Camel paintings)

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

COVID Vaccine

Vincent Van Goat.

Art Plagiarism

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Pavement Artist

"It's called 'Sold'."

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

How Art Works.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

The Formal Street Artist

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Artist painting a dancer.

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

David Hockney

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"

The painting Painter

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

Graffiti Art Class

"But is it..?"