Urban Canvas Lover Pillows

Secret gang graffiti.

(Camel paintings)

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

COVID Vaccine

Vincent Van Goat.

Art Plagiarism

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Pavement Artist

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"It's called 'Sold'."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

How Art Works.

The Formal Street Artist

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'The Wall is Your Oyster.'

"But is it..?"

Graffiti Art Class

The painting Painter

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

Artist painting a dancer.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"Dude—you're ruining my face—and when are you painting my hands—my ear is itchy—also you stink—hurry up!"