Canvassing T-Shirts

"It's those bloody Jehovah's Witness kids again! Knocking and not running away!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

The discovery of electricity...

Artist and Musician

"Could you keep still?"

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Creativity

"He's an abstract artist."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

The Sculptor

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

'Bed & Bagel'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"Gesundheit!"

D.C. Halloween

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Artistic license.

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey.