Canvassing T-Shirts

"It's those bloody Jehovah's Witness kids again! Knocking and not running away!"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

The discovery of electricity...

"Could you keep still?"

Artist and Musician

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Creativity

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"He's an abstract artist."

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"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Punkins

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

The Sculptor

'Bed & Bagel'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

'I just have an eerie feeling about this cave.'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

D.C. Halloween

"Gesundheit!"

Artistic license.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'