Political Canvasser T-Shirts

"Is 'oblivious' the same as' undecided'?"

'Sure - I'm all for YOUR party, sweetheart, where is it and when is it?'

"So is there ANYTHING, apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Trump

Roe v. Wade

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

DUNVOTIN

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

British Prime Minister

Arizona In Black

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

The Russian Election.

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

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Netanyahu versus Gantz

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

US Capitol Building Toppled

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

John F. Kennedy

Joe Biden

John F. Kennedy

'What I have to do first?!'