Political Canvasser Pillows

"Is 'oblivious' the same as' undecided'?"

'Sure - I'm all for YOUR party, sweetheart, where is it and when is it?'

"So is there ANYTHING, apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

Trump

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

The Russian Election.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

DUNVOTIN

Arizona In Black

Roe v. Wade

British Prime Minister

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

US Capitol Building Toppled

John F. Kennedy

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

'What I have to do first?!'

Joe Biden

John F. Kennedy

Netanyahu versus Gantz

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Rock and a Hard Place

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."