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Political convention

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

Palin 2012

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

Jerry Brown.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

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Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Fahrenheit 911.

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Now You're Talking

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Tony Blair

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

The Race.

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!

The Republican Statesman at Home

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Professional Fund Riasers

"He's coming across as Reaganish but not Reaganesque."

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

Scott Walker keeps his job.

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."