Election Volunteer Pillows

Vote Claus.

Political convention

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Elections

US election postal vote controversy

Election 2020

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

Jerry Brown.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

Please Give

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'I'm not saying I'm honest -- I'm saying that I'm afraid of getting caught!'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

Vote Signal

"Senator, you seem concerned about your re-election prospects."

Professional Fund Riasers

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

Charity mugger

Here come that nutcase Chicken Little again.

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

5-6 PM: 'Grin and Bear It Hour"

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'