Working In An Election Pillows

"I tried counting mail-in ballots but it took too long."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Elections

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Midterm election s results

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

Hillary Clinton and American politics.

EU Polling Station

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

Batting practice

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

Run-off

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Blocked In - Republicans vs Democrats.

The Establishment Election

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

VOTE! The first lie is always...'I will never lie to you!'

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!

"He's coming across as Reaganish but not Reaganesque."

"I hope it misses us!"

"Vote for me!"

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

Police hiding in the ballot box.

"The new German Government will fight urgent problems with courage, decisive action, and innovation. . . and without ruining the people financially."