Starting A New Job In Election Services Pillows

'And where have you been?'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

Cannibalism and 'The Hunger Games.'

'Congratulations son. A term or two in Congress is excellent preparation for a career as a lobbyist.'

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"

Startling!

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

EU Polling Station

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

Why we need a legislature .

"You didn't see much of us last summer because we were busy studying for the mid terms!"

ECONOMICS 101, 'Everybody out! -- This class has been canceled by order of the Federal Government!'

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!

"He's coming across as Reaganish but not Reaganesque."

Police hiding in the ballot box.

Man, Bernie Sure is Grouchy

"Actually, minister, as long as you say 'strong and stable, you can fill the rest with any old b*llocks!"

Friendly fire

Lady votes using her facemask.

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

"Senator, the American people, whom you often mention in your speeches, would like a word with you."

Man asking for a job keeping order on polling day

'If I were you Al, I'd seriously consider changing my name.'

Maricopa County, AZ Ballots

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

"At the end of the day he was thrown under the bus for getting ahead of his skis and making the issue a big fat nothing burger."

"They're all good. I say we go with jackass!"

'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.'

The Eurotunnel is bricked up

"Say...don't I know you from someplace...?"

Vote Here

'Another 'undecided'.'

Oh, the usual...another Friday, another document dump.