Starting A New Job In Election Services T-Shirts

'And where have you been?'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

Cannibalism and 'The Hunger Games.'

'Congratulations son. A term or two in Congress is excellent preparation for a career as a lobbyist.'

Startling!

EU Polling Station

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

Why we need a legislature .

"He's coming across as Reaganish but not Reaganesque."

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!

"You didn't see much of us last summer because we were busy studying for the mid terms!"

ECONOMICS 101, 'Everybody out! -- This class has been canceled by order of the Federal Government!'

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

Police hiding in the ballot box.

Friendly fire

Lady votes using her facemask.

"Actually, minister, as long as you say 'strong and stable, you can fill the rest with any old b*llocks!"

'Dang it! I can't find a voting app.'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

"Senator, the American people, whom you often mention in your speeches, would like a word with you."

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

Maricopa County, AZ Ballots

"Say...don't I know you from someplace...?"

"At the end of the day he was thrown under the bus for getting ahead of his skis and making the issue a big fat nothing burger."

Man asking for a job keeping order on polling day

'If I were you Al, I'd seriously consider changing my name.'

Vote Here

The Eurotunnel is bricked up

'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.'

"They're all good. I say we go with jackass!"

'Another 'undecided'.'

Oh, the usual...another Friday, another document dump.