Poll Worker Pillows

Vote for One

'I'm not too happy with my ballot. Can I get a refund?'

Vote Here. A- D. Hi! First time voter, long-time complainer!

Nevada Poll Worker: I saw rampant voter fraud.

Pole workers prepare for the voters' arrival on tuesday.

'I'd give it five minutes if I were you'

Polling Place.

Woman saying to Poll official: 'I'd consider Arnold Schwarzenegger as write-in candidate for president, but how could I spell it?'

Vote

Lady votes using her facemask.

EU Polling Station

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"Do you think the 'Taliban' is: (a) a cellphone company; (b) a deodorant (c) a terrorist company

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

King Solomon's Pollster.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

Pollster

Elections in the USA

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Pickle

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

The US election is over.

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'