Poll Watchers Pillows

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

"Well, bullish optimism isn't working. Let's try fear."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

State Budget.

What if Huckabee Were a Fundamentalist Hindu?

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Worthless B*****ds

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Flushing Democracy

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

The End of Trump?

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"Hundreds jailed, many hurt as police in riot gear use tear gas and pepper spray to break up large number of protesters..."

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

EU Polling Station

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."

Abdullah Debate

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

The Kraken

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

Poll Dancing

Voter Suppression