Poll Watchers Mugs

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

"Well, bullish optimism isn't working. Let's try fear."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

State Budget.

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Flushing Democracy

Worthless B*****ds

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

The End of Trump?

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

The Kraken

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

EU Polling Station

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."

'Why don't you try Luxembourg? -- I'll bet you could conquer THAT!'

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

Abdullah Debate

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

"Hundreds jailed, many hurt as police in riot gear use tear gas and pepper spray to break up large number of protesters..."

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."

Poll Dancing

Voter Suppression

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Lobbying/Corrupt Practices