"It's the election. It's still up in the air."
Vote Watcher Mugs
Start their day with a mug that honours your vote watcher’s dedication—witty, patriotic, and perfect for sipping while they keep an eye on elections.
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic
'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'
Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.
An American flag being hung by Trump's tie
'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'
The End of Trump?
Worthless B*****ds
Midterm election s results
'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'
Elections in the USA
Who Are You Going to Believe, Us Or Your Lying Eyes and Ears?
Yet another creepy clown sighting...
'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'
'I'm not saying I'm honest -- I'm saying that I'm afraid of getting caught!'
"Hundreds jailed, many hurt as police in riot gear use tear gas and pepper spray to break up large number of protesters..."
Abdullah Debate
"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."
Biden-Trump rematch 2024
"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."
Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.
The Kraken
'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'
'Stay tuned for the next round in the series of Republican Presidential Primary Debates.'
'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'
The Establishment Election
"Vote for me!"
Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.
How is the campaign taking shape? Poseidon is washed up but all the other candidates have a chance. Voters like Cyclops' unique vision ... Mercury delivers his message well ... Ares has support from the defense hawks ... and some say Narcissus is an attractive candidate. Narcissus like the support reflected in polls and loves what he sees reflected in pools!
How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.
'Sorry, folks...but our make-up artist didn't show up, so all the lies heard tonight will be bare faced.'
George Will
Mexico Elections 2024
Setting fire to the US flag
Vote Watcher Mugs Collection
Vote Watcher Pillows
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Vote Watcher Prints
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Vote Watcher T-Shirts
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